On a more serious note...

I thought I'd share this nugget of fun with ya'll...


The Diva shakes his leg a lot while sitting or sleeping and is unaware he does this.  Naturally this caused more than minor irritation to his BF (AKA The Dancer).  One sunday evening, The Dancer said -jokingly- that The Diva may have RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome). The Diva, being a little unsure if he's being insulted, replies "RLS? What is that... Right Leg Shaking?" This of course suddenly got my mind going.  Here is the aftermath that I presented to the group:


Well I guess if RLS is Right Leg Shaking then LLS would be Left Leg Shaking, then if you have it in both legs it would be BLS?  I guess you would pronounce it "Balls"... I can imagine the public service announcement/commercial now...


"The FDA has recently approved a number of new treatments for a disease known as Both Legs Shaking or BLS(said as Balls) for short.  You probably know a number of people how have been affected by BLS(again BLS always pronounced Balls).  Here is a moving testimonial from one woman who suffers from this debilitating condition.


'I'm a busy woman on the go, so when I found out I had BLS I was in shock. BLS didn't just affect me it also affected my family. Naturally, my BLS was a concern for my husband, and it has definitely kept him up at night more than once... and my children were curious about Mommy's BLS and frequently asked questions that I just didn't have the answers too.'


"Research indicates that more than 1 in 5 women will develop BLS in their lifetime.  Also, BLS disproportionally affects women. Very surprising to think that more women have BLS than men.  But there is hope.  A revolutionary surgery that, while still in clinical studies, may help you get rid of your BLS for good. 


"So, ask your doctor if you think you have BLS (especially if you are a woman), as only he can diagnose this. And remember there are literally millions of women with BLS out there who can help you during this journey."


If you keep coming back I'm sure you'll get more immature comedy gold like this!